More from the Cave

So here is another slice of 20 yr old bullshit.

Take note of how similar it is to 24 yr old bullshit...

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I went back to work. Nobody asked why I hadn't been there so I didn't tell them. I wanted to say "I had explosive something or other" but the joke would have been lost and wasn't that good to begin with.

Sometimes being shocking is all you've got. Like when I told my supervisor that her husband wanted her to dress as a school girl and then spend the night in. She didn't know what to think, I didn't know what to follow up with, so it was uncomfortable for a bit and then I thought I should say something about a cane - just to reinforce the idea that it was a joke. I thought better of it, realising that I was just reinforcing the fact that I was an asshole.

Actually, we're friends so she was okay with it, and everyone was laughing, but I always think I'm a really smutty filthy man in my head and that my innocent comments about whatever are being misinterpreted. Such as...

"Yeah come over here and I'll grab it for you."
"Well why don't you pull it out and show me."
*motioning to another counter* "Do you want to come with me?"

Disgusting. I'm starting to get weird catholic guilt and I'm not Catholic.


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You can see how much everything revolves around work and people. Now its just study and people. I have to say, I despised almost everyone I worked with at the time, and now with the benefit of hindsight I see that they were all just people trying to get by with what they had *cue rising symphonic strains*.

"Oh Captain Hindsight! Where have you been?"
"If everyone hadn't taken 5th Avenue to work, I would have arrived sooner! Now lay those silken palms upon my chest and kiss me."
"No, dude what?!"